-The Fourth of July is next week! You must know, this is my
favorite holiday. Maybe because I love summer? Maybe because I love bright
lights and loud noises? Probably because I never grew out of loving to play
with firecrackers. It also ranks next to St. Patty’s Day as my favorite holiday
to dress up for. I have purchased ‘Murica shorts for the occasion.
-Am I the only one around here who doesn’t like their real
smile? I read somewhere that you don’t like how you actually look, because it’s not how you see yourself-since you’re
used to seeing the you that you pose for or see in the mirror. That’s deep,
man.
-I still like twitter better than facebook.
-Wedding time is a week from tomorrow. Where did the time
go? Will I still fit in my dress? Oh, please God, let me fit in my dress and
still be able to breathe. No one laugh too
hard if it splits up the back, okay? I’ll wear appropriate underwear, promise.
-Oh, Paula Deen. I don’t know what to think about you. But,
let’s be honest here-I couldn’t stand to watch her show even before the scandal
of her using the n-word. But let me say this: It’s my least favorite word. Nothing
gets under my skin faster. Probably that and the f-word (as in the derogatory
word for a homosexual man) can be completely gone from the English language as
far as I’m concerned. There’s my opinion. These words are holding us back from true
equality. Write this down.
-In closing, I don’t have much to say lately, and I’m sorry.
I’ll get a blog topic in mind, and then I sit on it for a while, and then I’m
all like, “no one will care about this…” but in truth, maybe you do. Keep in
mind, also, it’s been a hell of a long month for me. I took a much needed
family get away/vacation thing last week and just relaxed, and it was the most
uneventful and wonderful weekend out of the month.
